dung_fletcher's Journal
Saturday, March 24, 2012
4:04PM
Dear stair cases,
Next time you decide to change course, could you please not do so while I'm rushing to the bathroom? I nearly pissed myself.
Sincerely,
Dung
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
7:44PM
In honor of Valentines day.... I will be giving out free mustache rides!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
8:54PM
[Private to Moira:]
You deserve better than some stuck up Slytherin purist.
We both do.
[/]Fuck! Are you fucking kidding me?!
I need a drink.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
9:47PM
So bored.
[Private to Lin:]
Hey how are you? The evil girls of Slytherin still giving you a hard time?
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
9:25PM
You know... I'm not really sure what the big fuss going on is. I think two girls together is hot!!!!
[Private to Moira:]
Cept you.... That's just... I don't wanna see that... But Lin and another girl... Oh yeah!!!
Saturday, January 14, 2012
11:01PM
[Private to self:]
I think Lily has a valid point. There was more behind Professor Stalk and his wife's murder than they are letting on. And that scares me.
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[Private to Moira:]
So is there anything you want to tell me? Talk about? A little anonymous post on your birthday? Should I be worried?
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011
8:01PM
[Private to self:]
I still can't believe this is real, that Professor Stalk and his wife were just senselessly murdered. And what is this Dark Mark? What does it mean? Are we safe? Or... I can't...
Moira is probably annoyed with me. I'm not letting her out of my sight. Honestly, I could care less if she is annoyed. I'm ready for us to go back to school. I feel like Hogwarts is the safest place for us right now.
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Well the New Year is approaching. What is everyone's New Years resolution? Even if we are all going to break them anyway.
Monday, December 19, 2011
9:41PM
Is it time to go home yet? I am beyond bored! Someone should teach me some muggle Christmas songs or something!
Saturday, December 10, 2011
1:22PM
Well as amusing as this whole mistletoe has been... Is it gone yet?!
[Private to Alecto:]
I am rather disappointed in you. How dare you encourage Rita? That girl is a worthless hag!
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[Private to Moira:]
Do you have plans for Hogsmeade today? Maybe we can go look for something for Dad for Christmas. If you want.
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011
10:11PM
Well the exams are getting closer. Which really means, Christmas is getting closer! And I can't complain about that!
[Private to Alecto:]
Need some help studying? I've come up with a brilliant plan to ensure you pass your exams! For every question you get right.... I will lose an article of clothing. For ever question you get wrong, you will lose an article of clothing.
I think it will be a good learning experience for both of us!
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
2:41PM
[Private to self:]
DADA- Practical Exam - Tuesday, 13th - 1:30pm-4pm
Herbology- Written Exam - Wednesday, 14th - 1:30pm-4pm
Not too shabby... Plenty of free time!
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[Private to students (warded from all Prefects minus Moria)]
The time has come, to completely stress out about Exams. And of course, I have all of your relaxation needs. Fire Whiskey, Cigarettes, Headache Potion, Sleeping Potion, Pepper Up Potion... You name it, I've got it. And if I don't have it, then I can get it!
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Sunday, November 27, 2011
10:36PM
Note to self: Mrs. Norris is not fond of being pelted with snowballs. Not to mention, I do believe her claws get sharper as each year passes! Wonder if Filch sharpens them for her? I wouldn't put it past him. That man is about one knut away from a sickle!
Speaking of sickles...
[Private to Students whom are not Prefects (with the exception of Moira)]
I have acquired a few bottles of Fire Whiskey. It will be first come first serve. And of course a couple Galleons for a bottle.